M Is For Magic/Transcript

[Disclaimer] This episode contains some loud noises and what some may consider jumpscares thats kinda it lol

(A bitcrushed version of the audio from the Animatic Battle intro plays)

Cold Open

I don't know, Juice Box. The trick is pretty tough.

I CAN do the trick guys! Watch!

Juice Box starts doing the trick but is interrupted by Popcorn running into them while Popcorn runs towards Minidisky.

Minidisky!!! Minidisky!!!

Minidisky!

Hey!

You gotta play this new beat I made, it’s sick!

Popcorn raises up a record.

Aw sweet! I'm a sucker for tunes!

Minidisky throws the record onto a record player.

The record player starts playing slowed music before Specimen 8 appears.

Wuh oh!

Lҽƚ υʂ αƚƚҽɱρƚ σɳƈҽ ɱσɾҽ. Tԋιʂ ƚιɱҽ, I ɯιʅʅ ϝυʅϝιʅʅ. Tԋҽ ႦσɱႦ ɯιʅʅ Ⴆσσɱ,

Man, this one's a hit!

(Gasp)!

...αɳԃ ƚԋҽ ɯσɾʅԃ ɯιʅʅ Ⴆҽ σႦʅιƚҽɾαƚҽԃ ιɳƚσ ʂɱιƚԋҽɾҽҽɳʂ.

WHAAAT ARE THESE GHASTLY NOISES GOING THROUGH MY PINNA?

Season 17 walks up to Specimen 8 and Minidisky.

THE NOISES ARE HARROWING! ELIMINATE IT IMMEDIATELY!

Season 17 kicks the disk away.

MY DISK!

Oh. uhhh-

The disk flies away and hits Bush (in a pot).

(Bush) Oof! Hey, what's this?

Bush looks at Pot.

(Bush) Hey Pot! Do you know what this thing is?

(Pot) Sorry, I can't look right now. I'm trying to practice how long I can keep my eyes shut.

(Bush) Why?

(Pot) Nacho's challenging me to a look-away contest! It takes a lot of eye-shutting, you know.

(Bush) Oh, well, alright then. Well, what about you Nonagon? Do You know what this is?

NO-

(Bush) Aw, that's ok. Thanks anyways.

Well I for one am an EXPERT at identifying things! Let me see!

School ID grabs the disk.

Hmm, seems to me that this is a-

DISK!

AH!

OH COME ON!

The disk falls and passes by Weathery.

Woah!

The disk is about to hit Demon Core, but then pauses and hits Danger Sign instead.

QAUAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

What's wrong, Danger?

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

Say WHAT?!

You see that DISK RIGHT THERE?? IT FELL. AND WHERE DID IT FALL FROM?

THE SKY!!!!!!

Popcorn catches the disk.

YES! Gotcha!

Popcorn! The sky is falling!

Oh shoot for real? I've GOTTA warn the others!

The scene cuts to Meatball, Rainbow Assortment, and Iced Coffee.

THE SKY!!

THE SKY??

DID YOU KNOW??

WE DON'T KNOW?!?

IT'S FALLING!!!

IT'S FALLING?!?

We need to build a bunker and SURVIVE!

Don't worry guys, I'll make us one!

Meatball makes a noodlehouse.

EVERYONE, INSIDE!

Everyone goes inside.

THE SKY WILL FALL IN 3.. 2.. 1!!!

B Block falls from the sky.

OOF!

Wow! Cool noodlehouse! But.. I'm feeling.. mischevious...

It's time to huff.. and puff.. and BLOW this house down!

Oh gosh, the story that quote is from is quite a scary one..

You LIED TO US!!!

WHAT? No, I just saw the disk rolling down the-

GGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

B Block blows the house down.

Foo.. Hi guys!

Hii B Bloooock...!

DANGER SIGN NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!

Oh yea! I guess Danger Sign's a fraud! A dangerous conspiracist plotting against us all by warning us of a greater nonexistent enemy to try and control us and what we do!

Death penalty time!

WHAT!? YOU GUYS!!

Death time! Death time!

Death time! (x2)

[ominous ambience]

IT'S TIME.

Danger Sign is tied up with Meatball's noodles.

Ready to go bro?

NO! No wait! I- uh..

Danger Sign looks at Slop.

Woah... Has he always been that green?

Shifty pushes Danger Sign.

WOOSH!

AAAAAAAAAH.......

....AAAAAAAHHH!

Danger Sign lands on Eject.

BYE BYE

Eject launches Danger Sign.

AAAAAAAAHHHH!

[crowd cheers]

No yay! What's wrong with you guys? Have we really devolved into such unnecessary retributions?

LIARS DESERVE TO BE EXECUTED!

But is death really the answer to all of our problems? Maybe the right thing to do is accept others and help them through their struggles! A death penalty is just cruel.

Everyone stares at Bouquet, and she ends up in the B.S.J. Cane's Cup walks up to the jail cell, and laughs at her.

Hahahahahaha!

Danger Sign looks back at the Earth from space.

It's.. beautiful.

(cosmic meowing) Quite a tranquil sight, isn't it? The vastness of this infinite void of space is incomprehensible.

(cosmic meowing) For a brief glimpse, you can witness bliss.

(cosmic meowing) You are here. With me.

Red Sticky Hand grabs Danger Sign and pulls him down back to Earth.

Oof!

Wonderful saving skills, Red Sticky Hand! You're such a hero.

It's a lifestyle.

Why won't you save me?

Well.. I can try, but it might be hard, considering you're already safe.

I guess I've gotta put myself in IMMINENT DANGER then!! GOD!

Pea storms off.

GRAH! Saviors these days are so BAD at their JOBS!

BEE HIVE! HIVE ONE! STUPID YELLOW HOLE THING! You've got bees, correct?

Haaaaaaaahh...

I. Need. BEES.

Hives pulls out a bee from his mouth.

Hi, my name's Bee. What's up?

Sting me!!

Wait, that might kill me though-

Pea stabs himself with the bee's stinger.

Oh nah dude.. oh nah..

YES! I CAN FEEL THE VENOM SEEPING THROUGH ME ALREADY! I feel WEAKER and CLOSER to DYING by the SECOND!!

Scene cuts to Red Sticky Hand, with Pea yelling off-screen.

SAAAAAVE MEEE!!!

Did I hear something?

It was me! Jeeeeej!

Heh, I'm Jej. What's up?

Hey Jej!

Why... won't they... save me..

I forgot to tell you, I'm the most poisonous bee in the entire world. Like, REALLY painful, REALLY poisonous, Sorry dude.

Pea dies.

Yeaah.. there it is.

Don't.. care.

Oh, guess it's my time to go too.

Bee dies, leaving Hives in shock.

Bee. Is. Gone.

Grarahahh.. Garahh!! Rahghghr ahrghrh!

The. Recovery. Microwave.

Chocolate. Milk Carton! Recover.. Pea, and my bee!

..Bee doesn't have an ID.

What?

Pea does. His ID is 84. Watch.

Chocolate Milk Carton types in 84 and hits enter. The microwave recovers Pea.

(croaking)....

The microwave beeps and opens the door for Pea.

Woah!

Thanks for recovering me chocolate one, as for a certain STICKY HAND. I need to have a bit of a word.

Grr, grrity grr grr!

Hey friend! You're my friend, I hope you know that!

Pea picks up SPAS-12.

Yay! Uppies!

Pea reloads SPAS-12.

I need to have a word..

Pea aims the scope towards Red Sticky Hand in the distance.

I'm kind of craving an orange. Is that weird? Do people usually do that?

Mushroom interrupts Pea by teleporting in front of him, which spooks Pea and makes him accidentally fire SPAS-12.

Hello.

AH!

Wee! Heehee!!

You ruined my shot!

I know.

The used bullet lands near Cheez-It.

WOAH A BULLET?! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY A BULLET!! A DELICIOUS GOURMET MEAL!!!

Cheez-It widely opens his mouth as he stretches over the screen to reveal a living room background behind his mouth.

WOAH A BULLET?! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY A BULLET!!

The cycle repeats 4 more times. During the last repeat, Cheez-It suddenly loses his voice.

WOAH A BULLET?! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY A BULLET!! (x3)

....?! ....!!

Scene switches back to Mushroom and Pea.

What do you want??

Hm. You're interesting.

Wh?! NO I'M NOT! Stop spouting nonsense!

Mushroom teleports again.

Oh.

Mushroom appears at a cliff, sitting next to Season 17.

Ohh, I just love this cliff. Do YOU love this cliff?

Indeed. It's quite peaceful.

What do YOU like to do on this cliff?

Mushroom looks at Season 17.

...Recall...

Heh. Yeah, I like recalling how blue I am. I AM pretty blue-

No... Recall...

Heh, yeah me too... I'm gonna back away now.

Season 17 slowly walks away nervously.

Heh, what's happening HERE, huh?

Hey! Season 17! Can you help us get Doorframe out?

Notepad and Tiery are struggling to get doorframe out.

HELP ME!!

He won't budge...

THIS IS THE WORST!

EWW! No way bros. The only way anybody would wanna help with THAT is if their name was something like-

Exclamation Mark!

I can feel your scent!

Share gives a weird look at Exclamation Mark.

Help us get Doorframe unstuck!

Exclamation Mark gasps.

HELP!

Your mind is so precious. You will be born anew.

Epic, upbeat music starts playing in the background as Exclamation Mark flies over to save Doorframe.

HELP! (echoed)

Exclamation Mark reaches over to successfully push Doorframe out.

OH MY CREAK!

Cheer, you can finally feel your face!

Exclamation Mark suddenly starts painfully groaning while getting dehydrated.

Oh no! All that energy used to SAVE DOORFRAME must have really messed Exclamation Mark up!

"SAVE DOORFRAME" echoes over to Red Sticky Hand.

Save Doorframe? I'm on my way!

Oh my S, is he DYING?

NOOOO!

"DYING" echoes over to Bioluminescenty.

I LOVE DYING!

Can we even recover algebraliens?

No! They don't have IDs...

I NEED.. SHLUMBLO JUICE..

"JUICE" echoes over to Juice Box.

Eh? Did somebody say juice? I'm on my way!!

"IDs" echoes over to School ID and Chocolate Milk Carton.

I'm on my way!

Okay.

Juice Box runs over to Exclamation Mark.

JUUUUUUUICE!

SHLUMBLO JUICE... PLEASE...

Oh. That’s- not me.. I’m... I’m not shlumblo juice. Ohh..

What's all the commotion?

GIVE ME… SHLUMBLO JUICE!

Ah. This algebralien is dehydrated.

They usually don’t get like this, but overexertion can cause their liquid form to dry out. We can get some shlumblo juice though, there's a shlumblo store nearby.

Tiery and Notepad run over to Yoshi Egg's store.

Hey Yoshi Egg! We need some shlumblo juice, stat!

Bleh!

Yoshi Egg grabs the juice from the shelf with their tongue and Notepad pays her.

Thanks.

Tiery and Notepad run back to Exclamation Mark.

Tiery unscrews the cap and pours the juice into Exclamation Mark's mouth.

Thank you for saving me! I was so thirsty, I was so thirsty!!

Phew, that was close! You would have been gone forever!

To show how thankful I am, take my orb of darkness and destruction!

The orb is placed into Tiery's list.

Eh. More of a D Tier...

The orb slides down to Tiery's D tier section.

Glad I could be of assistance.. I guess.

Notepad! I need to borrow you for a sec.

Acid drags Notepad along to Do.

dId yOu gRaB NoTePaD?

Yea, now come in contact with Don't again. I’ll write down the results.

HeHeHeHe! OkAaAy..

Do abruptly screams in pain as they form with Don't.

Alright, subject begins to convulse and scream in pain.. okay..

Alright stop!

wOaAaAh.. tHaT WaS WeIrD! cOoL!

Don't starts growing.

Uh... Subject… grows? I guess..?

Hey guys! Watcha up to?

Oh, hey Sippy.

HeY! sHe cAn't bE HeRe, He'lL MeSs uP OuR ExPeRiMeNtS!

Oy! She can stay! I always respect members of the Straw Gang!

yOu’rE NoT PaRt oF StRaW GaNg, ThAt’s a mIxEr!

WH- I- I AM SO OFFENDED… I CAN DREAM OKAY..??

Sippy!

THAT’S FOR TRUE! Let’s get OUT OF HERE!

Sip-A-Bowl and Acid run away.

You agree that I’m part of Straw Gang, right?

Uh, umm.. Uhhh… We need a Straw Gang meeting!

STTRAAAAAAAW GAAAAAAAAANG!

"STRAW GANG" echoes to the Straw Gang members.

Mm..mmmff!

Well happy birthday to me!

What the- WH- AH. AAAAH-

Hey gang? Is Acid part of Straw Gang...?

Yaaaah...

Mm! M m mmmmhg mmmh!

I mean, his mixer DOES look like a straw at first glance.

Heem... Hmmm hm mmmh...

Cool. New member!

HAHA! YES! Time to shove this in DO's face!

La fa-da la-dee la-dee! (x2)

I AM in Straw Gang!

Oh. AlRiGhT. i gUeSs i wAs wRoOoNg..

Huh? You were supposed to be offended by this!!

NaAhH...

Ugh, that was all for nothing!

Oh, Tomater, you're there! Can you be offended for me?

I want to kill myself.

YAAAAAAAAY!!

I'm being serious.

Tomater turns to Sticky.

Hi Sticky!

Oh! Hey Tomater!

Let's go pick grass off the ground!

Sure!

Yay!

Erm, what gives!? You're supposed to be offended for me!!

Tomater slides away.

Okay. I guess I'm just not wanted.

Tomater and Sticky start plucking the grass out of the ground, then the scene cuts to Doorstopper.

Somebody's picking the grass in my beautiful grass field..

That's.. that's my grass... in my beautiful grass field..!

AND THEY'RE PICKING IT!!!

Scene switches to Pea and SPAS-12.

Where did I go wrong?

It's okay, I will always love you!

Doorstopper runs to pick up SPAS-12.

I'M SO MAD!!

Yay! I love uppies!!

Hey! That's my new best friend! You can't just use SPAS for your personal gain!

MY GRAAAAASS!!!

HEY! CALM DOWN!!

WHAT?! YOU CALM DOWN!

Both of you calm down!

I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE!!

You WHAT?!

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

SHUT UP!

NO!

YEAH!

NO!

YEAH!

Why?

[silence]

YEAH!!!

Yeah!

Yeahhh!!!

Scene cuts to Nebula Void.

(cosmic meowing) Yeah

Bouquet looks at everyone arguing in the distance.

Bouquet! I hear fighting! You might need to use your wonderful voice to calm them down!

I would love to! But.. I'm stuck in this cage.

Hmm..

Heh, did somebody say..

[glorious ambience]

BOWLING BALL???

..No?

Step aside, Bouquet! I'll break this cage open by myself!

Okay.

HI-YAH!

Bowling Ball somehow gets inside the jail.

...huh?

Shoot.. looks like I'm gonna have to calm those people down.

Everybody continues to argue.

Hi.. guys..!

Everybody stares at Shattered Ornament in silence.

(nervously looks around)

I. REALLY.. like carrots.

[calm emotional music starts playing]

We like.. carrots too.

In our big fight, we forgot what was truly important for all of us.. Carrots.

They're.. good for our eyesight. They have lots of carotene.. Carotene for carrots.

Let's all hug and be friends forever!

[happy ambience plays]

Pluck!

GRRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!

Doorstopper jumps out and runs towards Tomater.

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA-

Oh, maybe this is my sweet release.

MY GRAASS!!

Doorstopper fires.

Wee!

The bullet slowly goes towards Tomater as music plays in the background.

Upon impact, Tomater dies, and Doorstopper turns to Sticky.

..And YOU, you're on thin ice!

I better not see you picking my beautiful grass again..

I'm sorry!

Oh, okay! Bye now friend!

Goodbye...

Bye Sticky!

Oh, goodbye.

Doorstopper walks over to Crazy Food and Weathery.

Hi friends!

Yay!

Aww, hi!

Hi Doorstopper! Been a while since you've been at our Happy Nice Club!

We're just telling eachother about our favorite smiles!

I like the big smile!

I too, like the big smile.

The scene zooms out to reveal Flas'j;h Light looking at them.

Aw man, I wish we could smile.

Yeah..

Squirt Gun thinks of an idea.

Wait! I have an idea!

What if we.. MADE our smiles?

Wait! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Ohh yeah.

Notepad!

Sticky!

Both look at eachother weirdly.

Sticky..?

Notepad..?

Sticky's paper is all rough and is tedious to remove.

Notepad's paper just isn't made to stick onto faces!

Hmm..

Shoe! We need your help!

Who's paper should we use to make fake smiles with? Notepad or Sticky?

[soothing jingle plays in the background]

Guys, you don't need to make fake smiles, because the real smile.. is your friendship.

Just tell us.

Sticky.

Scene cuts to Sticky recovering Tomater.

We need your sticky notes!

Oh? Why?

It's an emergency! We need them to save dying orphan children!

They're all going to starve if you don't give us two sticky notes!!

Dying orphan children? OH NO! I'll hand those over right away!

Thank you, the orphans will be chanting and cheering your name in no time!

Flas'j;h Light and Squirt Gun walk over to Crazy Food.

Hi there friends! We're happy and nice too!

Huh? Aw, sticky notes? That's so silly!

You two can hang out with us if you want to, we're always accepting of others, even if they can't smile with glee!

WE FAILED!!!

Flas'j;h Light runs to Shoe.

Why did you LIE to us!

I didn't lie, I just didn't know! I just knew you guys wouldn't stop asking me if I didn't give an answer.

Oh.

The sticky note falls off of Squirt Gun's face. Flas'j;h Light tries to take his off, but is unsuccessful and struggles to do so.

OH GOD! I-IT WON'T COME OFF!

It came off just fine for me!

You can't let Sticky see me like this!! If she finds out, she'll know that orphans don't exist!

Orphans don't exist?

You didn't see anything, alright? I know how you are with keeping secrets!

Well, sometimes I just feel mischevious and give everybody's darkest secrets out to the public, but it's okay! I won't go and tell Sticky that you lied to her!

Oh thank you B Block, thank you, thank you, THANK-

B Block grabs Sticky.

HEY! Woah!

COME ON!! FLASHLIGHT WAS LYING TO YOU! HE HAS A STICKY NOTE ON HIS FACE JUST COME WITH ME!

Just let me go!

I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!

GRRRRRR..

B Block flings Sticky into the sky.

RAHH!!

AAAAAAAHHHhhhhhh.... (fades)

...Oops.

AAAAAAAAH-

Sticky bumps into Nebula Void.

OOF! Woah!

(cosmic meowing) Are you aware? That you have been fooled?

Uh yeah, "meow meow" to you too..

Sticky falls back down to Earth.

Dude, check out my oak!

Oh how I LOVE the oak!

Sticky falls on Golden Apple, and Nacho rolls away.

HEY! How are you people supposed to see my BEAUTIFUL golden face like this?

Alright we'll take it from here. Step off of Golden Apple.

Oh.. sorry, I just fell from space.

An alien, huh? Interesting, we're gonna need you to remove yourself from the area.

Okay, I'll get going-

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, MISS

No, no I'm not resisting-

SHE HAS A WEAPON.

No!

Shifty pushes Sticky towards the B.S.J.

AAAAAAH, oof! Ow..

Huh? Oh dear..

Another damsel in distress?

Woah, where.. am I?

We're stuck in lame baby jail for STUPID BABIES!

I'm not a stupid baby..

Eject jumps off of Golden Apple, making him fall towards Shifty.

WoahwwwWOAH!! WHOAAAAAAAH!

Everything starts slowing down rapidly as Shifty starts to contemplate.

(If I shoot Golden Apple this way, he'll catapult into the distance, getting severely injured...)

(But if I send him the other way, he'll be sent to Lame Baby Liar Jail with all those delinquents! It's me and Eject's sworn duties to protect the innocent from harm...)

Shifty makes his decision and flings Golden Apple towards the jail cell.

HRRGH! HAH!!

WWWWWWOOOOOOAAA.... (fades)

It's what had to be done.

Well it's certainly getting quite crowded in here..

Golden Apple falls into the B.S.J.

AAAAA- Helloooo everybody!

This is too many people.

Oh, so it's too many people when I show up, is it!?

Sticky Hand! You've gotta get us out of here!

Sorry Bouquet and Co. I'm already tryna save Doorframe.

What?

I was called to save Doorframe, so that's what I've gotta do! Can't get sidetracked now, can we?

...Can we?

Scene turns to problem 1.

NONAGON'S LUCKY STRAWBERRY HAS BEGUN TO TURN A LIGHT PURPLE COLOR! YOU NEED TO HELP IT!

NONAGON IS AGITATED.

Well..

Scene turns to problem 2.

Buddy Cut Boy is stuck in that tree! Someone needs to save him!

*giggles*

Well..

Scene turns to problem 3.

THE DEMON CORE IS EMANATING AGAIN!!!

WELL...

Scene turns to problem 4.

I wish somebody could enjoy this landscape with me..

I'm alive.. you know?

WELL...

Scene turns to problem 5.

Sticky Hand! Staring contest, I've never lost!

Well.. okay. Maybe I got a little sidetracked. But no longer, I will save Doorframe if it's the last thing I do!

I'll come back and save you guys later, don't worry!

Red Sticky Hand leaves.

..Oh he'll NEVER come back!!

Alright, let's do this.

I can do a handstand, I can!

I like.. doubt that.

I CAN! W-watch this!

Ugh. Here we go again..

All of Printer's papers start falling out as she starts to lose balance, making her fall.

Oh no.. oh no! OH!

Ow.. That hurt.. oh. H-here! I can get up..

Printer stands up, but then immediately slips on her fallen papers.

AGH! OH NO NO NO, AGHH!

Printer starts sobbing on the ground.

If ONLY there were someone who could do a handstand for a Printer.

…WEELL-

Bet you can’t jump REALLY HIGH!!

Oh you think I can’t? I’LL SHOW YOU!

Bob-Omb jumps up.

HAH!!

Woah!

A paper flies into Bob-Omb’s face.

Oh no! The paper rain is starting.

It looks like one of Printer’s papers…

But they NEVER leave their papers behind!

Well you know except for like, every single day when they lose all their papers and just SUCK!

You know what this means right? Printer’s been KILLED!

GAH!

But not just killed… MURDERED!

GAH!

By none other than the one who started it all...

GAH! CLAY BRICK!

Uh, yeah. I was.. I was gonna say Clay Brick. Not... Sip-A-Bowl or anything.

Why would it be Sip-A-Bowl, dude?

BECAUSE IT’S COOL MAN, OKAY?? ITS COOL!!

True.

Eyepatch walks up to Clay brick.

MMMMM- WHY DID YOU KILL PRINTER??

I’ve been framed.

GAH! BY WHO?!

Blub blub. I'm a fishy.

Cryptic, huh? Tell me more.

Boioioioioiong! There goes the elves in Santa's Workshop.

Alright... Santa's Workshop... Right...

Tssshh! This is your captain speaking, we're selling ice cream down near the cockpit.

It's all becoming CLEAR!!

bzzzz... Bumblebee flowers. It's time to take flight!

OF COURSE!

Alright buddy. What'd you get from our main suspect?

It wasn't Clay Brick... But we know who the TRUE culprit is...

None other than the one who started it all..

Who could it possibly be?-

𝒀 𝑶 𝑼 .

(GASP) Wh... BUDDY! NO!!

You killed Printer and ORCHESTRATED this whole investigation as a COVER UP!!

It's not TRUE!!

How ELSE did you conspicuously obtain the crucial evidence piece: the paper?

It was flying through the sky!

TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, BUB!

YEAAAAHH-

Bob-Omb enters the jail.

There's... too many people in here!

CRAMPED SPACES MAKE ME ANTSY!

SPAS-12 enters the jail.

I'm here too now! YAY! Aggravated assault's not very good apparently.

Ough it's too... CRAMPED IN HEEERRE....

Cane's Cup walks next to the BSJ.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!-

Bob-Omb explodes, destroying the B.S.J and killing everybody inside and near it.

Chocolate Milk Carton recovers: Cane's Cup, Bouquet, Bowling Ball, Bob-Omb, Golden Apple, Sticky, Oil's Paint and SPAS-12.

Oh man, the liar baby stupid jail's been broken.

Yknow, maybe we should stop locking up people for things that don't matter and instead lock them up for REAL reasons.

Like finding ranch in a salad unappetizing.

Just don't lock people up at all. Let them roam free.

Oh.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WE WILL KEEP OUR VOW OF PROTECTING THE INNOCENT FROM HARM

That's for true!

WHO ARE YOU

I’m Acid, I looked over at you a few months ago.

⏏️ shakes, causing Acid to fall over.

-Woah, woah... WOAH!

Acid falls over and spills the acid inside him.

-Oh no!

The acid spill slowly reaches Bob-Omb.

I still think it was Sip-A-Bowl.

The acid spill finally reaches Bom-Omb, which disintegrates and kills him, leaving Shifty in shock.

We just broke our OATH, dude!

WHY WAS HE IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Eyepatch put him in there.

Bob-Omb gets recovered.

You killed me, and I didn't like that!

We're deeply sorry Bob-Omb! How can we make it up to 'ya?

Tell Eyepatch... that... He's my best bro... and it sucks that he thinks I'm a murderer.

Well did you murder somebody?

NO! All the evidence just suspiciously points towards ME!!

Well okay.

Shifty and Eject goes away.

The scene cuts to Cane's Cup and Oils Paint.

The world is healing!

It’s about time. I was getting worried about the world.

Heyyy, what are you doing here?

I got recovered just like the rest of you!

You weren’t… with us.

Kitchen Disaster... The oven imploded on me while I was trying to make my world famous Roasted Demon Core.

And may I say, you look quite atrocious without your straw.

Oils Paint walks away.

Huh?

Cane's Cup touches his top, only to reveal to him that his straw is GONE.

OH NO!! Without my straw... I cant be apart of Straw Gang!! Oh.. Oh NO...

Man up Cane’s Cup! Remember your TRAINING!

Cane's Cup starts walking.

When you lose the only thing that makes your life have any purpose whatsoever…

...Let what other people say influence you to do really smart things... ...Like using Demon Core! Hi Demon Core!

[DRAMATIC THUD]

Ok friend, I’m gonna have you... (Slow motion) Let me…take that.....outta ya.........

A loud slam echoes through space from Cane's Cup removing Demon Core's screwdriver.

(cosmic meowing) I must protect them.

Nebula Void floats closer towards Earth to protect everyone from Demon Core.

[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC]

Alright, my straw should be comin' back in no time!

CANE'S CUP!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!

I didnt lose my mind, I lost my straw!

WHAT PART OF YOU LOSING YOUR STRAW HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATING DEMON CORE!?!?

Because Demon Core is MAGIC!

[TENSE MUSIC RISES]

Look at that magical glowwwwww~

Everyone screams, including Dioptase, Landscape, Crazy Food, Peppermint, Pea, Bioluminescenty, Slop, Tiery and Bush in a Pot, all while Demon Core is emanating. Shifty zips over to Demon Core, shocked.

The scene suddenly pauses. Animatic appears and walks over to Demon Core, exterminating him, then wonders around, starting the intro.

[Intro plays]

Pre-team forming

Oh dang, we survived that? We must have superpowers or something!

We shouldn't have!

WOAH! NEW GUY!

Who are you, bro?

Hey guys! Wow, I'm finally here!

It doesn't seem very good with questions.

Perhaps it likes exclamations instead!

Animatic pushes Exclamation Mark, breaking him into pieces. Raid, Danger Sign, and Oils Paint watch in shock while Doorstopper shows no emotion.

Oh my embed! You just killed Exclamation Mark!!

LOL! No I didn't!

Did too!

No I didn't!

Did too!

No I didn't!

Did too!

Animatic mutilates Share, leaving his body distorted.

Well, I tried to tell him!

Y'know, for a murderer, this guy seems pretty jolly!

Animatic looks over and notices Shifty.

(gasp) HI SHIFTYY!!

It knows you?

Uhhh.. Club Crackers.

Oh I love Club Crackers!

The scene cuts to Club Crackers sitting on a couch, promptly smiling after hearing his name.

The scene goes back to the characters pondering about Animatic's whereabouts.

Hmm, maybe it likes sentences!

Tell us why you're here.

The music starts distorting as the background darkens, all while Animatic starts morphing rapidly.

Oh man! That sentence SUCKED!

There's no getting around this guy.

Oh. Well then I guess we'll have to live our lives with a strange murderer forever.

Scrub scrub, I'm a bar of soap!

Holy cow!

Animatic starts reviving Share, Demon Core, and Exclamation Mark.

Oh my insect! I thought you were gone forever!

Do it again!

Nope, do not.

Demon Core lands right in front of Pea.

BAH! WHY DID YOU RECOVER THE VERY THING THAT ALMOST ERADICATED US ALL?!?

Demon Core stands up, leaving Pea speechless.

Yeesh, have a heart mate.

Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to. Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words DEFINITELY weren't your smartest.

Demon Core gracefully skips away.

Can you bring back my bee?

OHP! Waait a minute...

Can you try...-

Animatic startles Hives, pushing him to the ground.

Oh my gosh Hives you're RIGHT! We DO gotta get started! Let's battle guys! For a prize too!

Oo, what's the prize?

stupid.

Shattered Ornament's smile fades.

A wonderful GreenyGuy 2 2 2!

Hey guys. It's me, GreenyGuy! What's up?

GreenyGuy 2 starts distorting itself, with all the contestants staring blankly.

EIGHT teams, EIGHT members!

NO! KILL YOURSELF! I don't wanna do it!!

⃝D꙲O̸̞̝̽̾͒̀̈́͑̉̑̓̑͊̒͋͛̔̊͑͒̍͛́̂͊͂͑̂̿̇́̇̀̉͛̂͗̇̀̂̀́̽͋̍̈́͒̃̚̚͠Ơ̶̧̧̛̲͎̻͖͚͚͕̪͐̑͂͌͐͐̈́́̈́͑̃̋̈́͗͊̋̾͆̎́͐́͗̌̿͘̚͝⃞Ơ̷̡̧̡̡̡͍͔͓̫̙̲̩͍̖͖̼̺͉̰̩̥̹̤̯̝͎̭͓̤͔̯̂̓̔́̓͌̀̄̿͌͌̐̋͗̂Ơ̸͉̤͓̦̗̪̭̙̫͇̥͔̙̝̘͖̖̰̳̗̜̪͔͍͙̩͕͕͕̺̪̰̙͇̝̇̊͌̈̈̑͜͜͜͝ͅͅǪ̷̢̙͉̺̹͎̟̪̲͗̽̔̀̀̏̎̐̄͊̐̿̉̀̽̄̑̈̐̑̊̑̏̂́͐̆̍͘͜͠O̸̞̝̽̾͒̀̈́͑̉̑̓̑͊̒͋͛̔̊͑͒̍͛́̂͊͂͑̂̿̇́̇̀̉͛̂͗̇̀̂̀́̽͋̍̈́͒̃̚̚͠Ơ̶̧̧̛̲͎̻͖͚͚͕̪͐̑͂͌͐͐̈́́̈́͑̃̋̈́͗͊̋̾͆̎́͐́͗̌̿͘̚͝Ơ̷̡̧̡̡̡͍͔͓̫̙̲̩͍̖͖̼̺͉̰̩̥̹̤̯̝͎̭͓̤͔̯̂̓̔́̓͌̀̄̿͌͌̐̋͗̂Ơ̸͉̤͓̦̗̪̭̙̫͇̥͔̙̝̘͖̖̰̳̗̜̪͔͍͙̩͕͕͕̺̪̰̙͇̝̇̊͌̈̈̑͜͜͜͝ͅͅǪ̷̢̧̙͉̺̹͎̟̪̲͖̞͗̽̔̀̀̏̎̐̄͊̐̿̉̀̽̄̑̈̐̑̊̑̏̂́͐̆̍͘͜͠O꙲O

Bioluminescenty shuts up, and the camera slides over to Doorframe and Red Sticky Hand.

Team forming

Hey Doorframe, I heard that you needed a helping hand earlier, but I didn't really get to you in time, I wanna stick with you so I can save you later.

Sounds like a PLAN to ME!

Oo! I'd love to learn more about your life-saving abilities! Can I join too?

Eject and I are ALSO inspired by your life-saving duties.

FACT

Oh boy! I'd love to give you all a helping hand!

The scene shifts to Straw Gang (Without Cane's Cup) and Juice Box huddling Straw Gang members together.

Well OBVIOUSLY The STRAW GANG has to stick together, right?

That's for true!

Yeah!! Straw Gang!!

Cane's Cup? Where'd your straw go??

I lost it.. :( But hey! Our friendship matters more than our straws, right?

Well I mean yeah-

Sip-A-Bowl gets cut off by Juice Box.

NO STRAW, NO SERVICE!

Juice Box kicks Cane's Cup hard, sending him off to the plains with Cane's spinning while flying.

HAH!

Mamaguevooooo°°°°°’’’’’’’’’

Wow Juice Box! That kick was AWESOME!

Huh? Oh. Yeah it's whatever.

I'm TOTALLY joining this team. C'mon BIAP!

(Both Bush and Pot) Alright!

The scene shifts to Dioptase, Crazy Food, Doorstopper, SPAS-12, and Weathery.

Alright Happy Nice Club! We're gonna need members that sparkle a good amount of joy!

Well, Landscape gives me lots of joy! He's gorgeous!

Thanks, but I wanna stick with Tea.

Tea can join us too!

Wonderous!

The scene shifts to Danger Sign and Eggnog Jr.

Hey Danger Sign, sorry for sending you to space n' stuff. Are we cool?

O-Oh... It's no biggie, I liked it up there actually!

Danger Sign and Eggnog Jr. look up towards Nebula Void.

It made me realize that I'm a huge Nebula Void person... Therefore I think I want Nebula Void on our team!

(cosmic meowing) Acquaintance Acquired.

The scene shifts to Bouquet, Bowling Ball, Sticky and Golden Apple.

As fellow prisoners of the flawful prison, I say we should all stick together!

Everyone aside from Bowling Ball replies with "Yeah!"

I'm bringing Tomater along because we LOVE GRASS!!

Would you wanna join too Bob-Omb?

If this team can fit Eyepatch and I, then sure brah.

YARRHY HAR! That's what a pirate says when he's excited!

Yoshi Egg walks along with Eyepatch as the scene cuts to Cane's Cup dropping beside Demon Core from Juice Box's kick.

What's got you down, Cane's Cup?

Straw Gang doesn't like me anymore...

Aw, it's alright! Maybe I could help you get your straw back like you wanted me to!

That's pretty magical of you. I like that!

Can you help me get my BEE back too?

I can try!

The scene cuts to Squirt Gun trying to remove the sticky note on Flas’j;h Light.

It's no use dude! It's not coming off!

That's so weird! The sticky note came off pretty easily for me!

Well, like i said; Sticky notes are tedious to remove!

DON'T WORRY! I CAN GET THAT STICKY NOTE OFF OF YOU!!

Really?

NOOoOo0O0o0O0o0O0o0OoO0o0oooooooo- But I would like to team up with you two! Meatball you're joining too!

Wow!

The scene shifts to Printer and Pancake Batter.

We're not gonna be on different teams are we Pancake Batter?

I don't see why we would be. I'm here for you!, And let's get Shattered Ornament. I see a closed-eye connection between us.

Oh. uhh...

Shoe can join too. He's cool like that.

You got that right. I-I hope-

Did I hear COOL? C'mon MiniDisky! This team is CALLING our names!

I like when my name is called..

The scene shifts to Share and DON'T.

Hey DON'T! Despite competing in a season together, I still find you pretty interesting. I wanna get to know you more!

DON'T agrees.

oOo! GoTtA StIcK WiTh mY FeLlOw fLoAtInG EnTiTy!

Share and DON'T slide off-screen from DO.

oH... aLrIgHt. MaYbE NeXt tIiIiMmMeEe...

Not to worry DO! My friend Oils Paint and I will gladly take you in!

The scene shifts to Share and Don't sliding next to Cane's Cup and Demon Core.

Hello fellow past competitors!

Oh. Hey.

The scene shifts again to Slop, Eggnog Jr, Nebula Void, and Danger Sign.

Wow, he IS really green.

RAhh HARH!

Honk honk. Over here pal!

Huh?

Hey Danger Sign, could you give Clay Brick and I a spot on this team? I'm trying to learn how to talk in Clay Brick's way of speech.

Why that doesn't sound so dangerous!

Oh, let me join too Dangery!

WOAH!

Sorry B! Can't risk it! You're a little too mischievous for this team...

Aw shucks...I guess I'll join Meatball's team.

Rainbow Assortment, Oils Paint and DO follow B Block and join Meatball's team.

So will we!

Well I guess it ALL WORKS OUT!

Scene shifts to Mushroom and Bioluminescenty.

I like your mushrooms.

DIE- Uh- oh. Thanks I guess.

We shall bond!

What. HEY!

Mushroom teleports himself and Bioluminescenty to Share, DON'T, Cane's Cup, Demon Core and Hives.

Oh goody! More magic!

The scene cuts to Weathery and Nonagon.

Nonagon, you've always got a real big smile on your face, you're perfect for this team!

CHAOS WILL UNFOLD IF NONAGON'S SMILE FADES.

Scene cuts to Jej walking towards Red Sticky Hand's team.

Yo gang, lemme hop on yall's squad, you guys seem pretty based.

Ohhh I can already tell you're gonna be annoying.

WHATCHU SAY BRUH?

nothing

Well I noticed this team has a lack of CIRCULAR contestants, so I'm joining too!

Don't really see why that matters...

You're made up of matter y'know.

Uh.

WOAH.

Scene cuts to Sip-A-Bowl and the rest of her team.

Ok, well Notepad HAS to be on our team! We're best buds!

Okay, but does he reach straw quality...

Notepad's cover opens, revealing a drawing of a straw.

The rest of the team are too impressed to speak.

The scene cuts to the last 5 members to be chosen, Pea, Iced Coffee, Exclamation Mark, Buddy Cut Boy and Cheez-it.

1 2 3 4 5!

Join me Pea.

Absolutely NOT! Your team is full of dangerous or risky people.

I RECOVERED YOU...

What did I ever do?

Erh, but...looking at your other options...I guess I'm your best bet.

So... (MMM) I guess I'll... (MMRH) JOIN YOUR... (AUGH) TEEEEEEE-

The scene cuts to Danger Sign's team, which needs two more members.

Us and the other team need two more members to be complete.

Well I want this team to be as safe as it can be!

Exclamation Mark is really odd, and Cheez-it is a bit too extra...-

Cheez-it suddenly startles Danger Sign.

TOO EXTRA?!?

AAAH!!!

THAT'S SO LITTLE!

I CAN DEFINITELY BE CRAZIER THAN THAT!!! LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA GET MY GAME ON!!!

I WILL JOIN THIS TEAM TO PROVE THAT I CAN BE BETTER FOR YOU DANGER SIGN!

Oh jeez...

Buddy Cut Boy follows Cheez-it and joins Danger Sign's team.

*giggles*

The scene cuts to Shattered Ornament, with Iced Coffee walking to his new team.

That means Exclamation Mark and Iced Coffee go to our team.

Even if I was picked last, I'm glad I ended up on a team with a fellow carrot enjoyer.

Team naming

Hmm! Carrots cause Vitamin-A toxicity!

Toxicity...? That hurts people! Oh noooooo...

Printer starts crying.

Woah, I don't wanna get hurt. That's uncool.

Yea me neither. Yo MiniDisky! Got any vegetables in mind that DON'T cause toxicity?

Uhm, Papaya!

The Papaya team logo appears.

Papaya, papaya!

Isn't that a fruit?

Shut up.

The scene cuts to reveal Oils Paint.

Hmhmhmhmhm! They named their team after a nourishment, how ridiculous.

Heh, yeah. They think they're SO much better than Meatball, who's clearly the better fare.

Woah. You guys, really think so...?

Angelic ambience plays in the background.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ^_^

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A "HAPPY MEATBALL!"

The Happy Meatball team logo appears and the jingle plays.

The scene cuts to Acid and Sip-A-Bowl.

We can just call ourselves 'Straw Gang' right?

Yeah!

But wait! I don't have a straw! And neither does Bush in a Pot!

The screen pans to reveal Bush with a straw, which he quickly hides.

(Bush) Uhm, yeah. We...don't.

What if we just, rearrange the letters around?

Hey yeah! If we do that we get:

The Grant Swag team logo appears and the jingle plays.

Who's Grant?

YOU'RE GRANT! Hahaha!

I am so offended.

The scene cuts to Weathery and Crazy Food.

We could just be called "The Happy Nice Club!"

Okay!

How JOYOUS! Aren't you joyous, Landscape?

Uhh, I think so...?

Delightful, Incredibly Exciting Too...

The DIET team logo appears and the jingle plays.

Healthy!

The scene cuts to TOMATER and Golden Apple.

I HAVE THE PERFECT TEAM NAME!

Don't say it!

Okay.

Hey guys, check out my drawing!

Bowling Ball shows the team a drawing he drew on one of Sticky's sticky notes, depicting a "meatbill."

WOW! That is one Happy MeatBILL!

The Happy Meatbill team logo appears and the jingle plays.

The screen zooms out to reveal B Block, who is mad that the team had copied her own team's name.

BUH...

B Block turns to the screen with an angry expression on her face.

The scene cuts to Pea and Bioluminescenty.

Can we be Team Die?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Aww...

CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE A NAME THAT DOESN'T SHOW ANY SIGNS OF DOLTISHNESS?!

Dullness.

Dimness!

Foolish!

FOOL.

Object...

FOOL.

The Object Fool team logo appears and the jingle plays.

The scene cuts to Slop and Clay Brick.

WOBWOMWBABAMBWOBAHH!

Lubadubbadubaduhbadubaduh

*giggles*

Hehehgeheheghahahaha

We gotta name ourselves something safe and friendly, like Nebula Void!

(cosmic meowing) Protection isn't always guaranteed.

I agree! Nothing dangerous!

Cheez-it slaps Danger Sign in the face.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH-

Well, WE aren't dangerous!

Most of us aren't.

Most is good!

Yeah, if we can't have all, "Most" is always good!

The Most team logo appears and the jingle plays.

The scene cuts to Raid and the rest of his team.

Let's be called "The Lifesavers!"

No. Dude. I've got something WAY funnier.

Okay so, look. Just hear me out! What if we called ourselves something like...TEAM OHIO?

Because we, heh, because we look like we're from Ohio!

The rest of the team is not impressed by this.

(chuckles) I know what you're thinking-

The Benjamin team logo appears and the jingle plays over Jej's speaking.

-"Yeah I'm a genius because like, I'm from like, 'The Genius Factory'"

And I was like born and raised there so y'know like, y'know it all makes sense right-

Pre-challenge

The scene cuts to a view of all the teams.

Well, well, well! Isn't that SWELL?!

Ugh, it's not THAT swell...

Animatic mutilates Peppermint.

So what do we do first, Circular?

MMM...

NONAGON MUST BEGIN.

Let him think, Nonagon.

NO-

MMMMMM...

My, our host is quite the slowpoke.

You're quite the FASTPOKE!

Yea...I'm pretty fast.

MMMMMMMM...

The M's all collapse onto the ground.

OH NO! I'VE MADE TOO MANY M's!

Oh, what a mess...you have to get RID OF THEM!

The last team to get rid of the M will be up for EGG-stermination!

Bluh..?

RAAH! I don't have TIME to be exterminated.

Woah, woah, woah, woah, hang on here...

Why do we specifically have to get rid of the letter M?

I'm the only one here that starts with that letter, I feel I should stand up for my poor lonely initial.

Mushroom and MiniDisky try to signal to Meatball that they also start with the letter M.

I know it's probably not that deep, but do you think we could maybe change the letter to-

BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLU

Challenge

The scene cuts to Golden Apple, who is carrying Yoshi Egg.

Alright Yoshi Egg, since you've got those INCREDIBLE digestion skills, you should EAT the M!

The scene cuts to the team's M, as haunting music plays.

Bleh...

Oh what's wrong, scared to consume a little bit of lexicon?

Well I wouldn't blame Yoshi Egg, it does look a little scary...

WEAKLINGS! I'LL EAT IT! AAUGH-

Eyepatch gets cut in two after attempting to eat the M. The scene then cuts to Bob-omb, who salutes Eyepatch's death with a single tear.

Now you see, poor Eyepatch didn't have any of those incredible digesting skills. YOUR turn Yoshi!

Golden Apple grabs Yoshi Egg's tongue and starts dragging it towards the M.

NO! BALABBLEH!!!

The scene cuts to Buddy Cut Boy and Danger Sign.

*giggles*

Huh?

*giggles*

Sorry Bud, I can't really understand you! School ID might!

Danger Sign drags School ID into frame.

*giggles*

Huh?

*giggles*

Sorry Buddy, I cant quite understand what you're saying, Cheez-It might though...!

School ID drags Cheez-It into frame.

*giggles*

NO! Ask Nebula Void!

*giggles*

(cosmic meowing) For the safety of the young.

Nebula Void flies over to the M and eats it.

MOST is SAFE!

Sick! Slop, you GOTTA do your victory dance!

The contestants in front of him all part as Slop morphs his body into a humanoid figure, with Nebula Void in the background.

Scene cuts to Share and DON'T.

Alright DON'T, you've got some incredible digesting skills. You should eat the M!

Share kicks the M towards DON'T but DON'T rejects it.

I don't think DON'T likes how it tastes...

Oh but I guess Bowling Balls taste SO much better, huh?

(DON'T agrees)

Enough of the nonsense, you people are thinking too SMALL!

If we're going to get rid of the M, we must do it in a way that Animatic would find mind bogglingly genius to guarantee certain safety!

I'M NOT A GENIUS.

Pea stares in disappointment.

...HERE'S what we're gonna do!

We'll create a stack, and one of our heavier teammates will jump down from the stack and onto the M, crushing it due to the momentum.

Bioluminescenty will be at the bottom due to their natural pea gravel, which I am a HUGE fan of.

Whatever man.

And Hives can be our diver as he weighs about over THREE HUNDRED POUNDS.

WAIT WHA-

And as for the rest of you, here's what it's gonna look like.

Uh, Pea. I hate to inform you, but I believe you forgot to put DON'T and I on the chart.

Ooo...I'm afraid you two are too dangerous to stack with us...sorry.

Aw twinkles...

Well, you know what I'm afraid of? The fact that you think we can carry Hives when he's THAT HEAVY!

I can carry Hives...

WHAT...

Mushroom runs over to Hives.

Oh, really? Impressive! It's nice to see that we have a fit acquaintance for our-

Mushroom grabs Hives and throws him into the sky.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Pea looks over at Share.

You're our new diver.

Sick.

The scene cuts to team Papaya.

Hey dudes, what if we SPOOK the M away? That counts as getting rid of it, right?

Huh?! S-scaring...?

YEAH!

How do we scare it?

Okay, so just follow my lead brah!

OHASHKAFSOFSFASOISDAOUSOIAOIAUSID

Oh, okay!

OHASHKAFSOFSFASOISDAOUSOIAOIAUSID

Wuh...!

OHASHKAFSOFSFASOISDAOUSOIAOIAUSID

OHASHKAFSOFSFASOISDAOUSOIAOIAUSID

OHASHKAFSOFSFASOISDAOUSOIAOIAUSID

OOOOH!! THIS IS TOO SCARY!! I'M SORRYYY!

Printer runs away from her team in fear.

The scene cuts to team Benjamin.

Hey guys, I'm gonna go recover Peppermint! I'll be back!

I'll go with you!

Alrighty, be quick!

HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT IF THEY WEREN'T QUICK. HEHEHEHEH.

Do NOT say stuff like that, it freaks me out.

HAHAHAHA.

Well if they weren't quick, then they'd be slow! And from seeing how competitive the other teams are, I don't know if we have TIME to be slow!

Heh. Slow. Some people are pretty slow. Like, Silly Straw.

...Mm? Mmm....

Silly Straw begins to slowly walk away in sadness.

What the, SILLY STRAW! Where are you going?

Let him walk.

Huh? But we have to-

His feelings are hurt, he needs to be alone. Let him wander.

Oh...alright then.

Nevermind Silly Straw, destroy the letter!

Well, aren't YOU acid?

Oh well I hope so, it would be a shame if I wasn't.

Acid melts stuff. Let's melt it.

Hey! Dissolving stuff isn't all hydrofluoric acid does y'know. It can make some pretty cool stuff!

Like refrigerants, aluminum, fluorescent light bulbs, stuff like that.

Also we can't really use it...my toxic matter is currently absent. I spilled it earlier...

Aw man. I really wanted to melt stuff.

We all have our melting moments Nacho...

(Bush) WOAH HANG ON GUYS! NOTEPAD'S STANDING!

(Pot) THAT MEANS HE HAS AN IDEA! GATHER ROUND!

The rest of the team gathers around Notepad.

Oh I'm so pumped for this idea!

Notepad's cover opens as he begins to draw something.

The scene cuts to team Happy Meatball.

Come on Meatball, you gotta help us, we're a TEAM!

NO! I'm standing by MY initial. I refuse to destroy it!

So much for naming our team after you, get a grip!

No!

Assist! Immediately!

(Yawns) Feelin' a little tired guys...maybe next time...

While the team isn't looking B Block walks off.

PREPOSTEROUS! WE NAMED OUR TEAM AFTER YOU, AND YOU REFUSE TO ABET YOUR FELLOW TEAMMATES?!

It's just for this challenge alone, and I have a reason to why I'm not helping! I'll give you guys a hand for the next one, alright?

Season 17 grabs Meatball's arms.

WUH?

WELL IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE US A HELPING HAND...

Then we'll get the hands ourselves...

HUH?! WHAAAAAAAAH-

The scene cuts to team DIET.

Hi Happilies! What are you guys up to?

We're hanging out with our new happy mate!

Yeah. This M guy is pretty chill.

He is quite the meditator.

Aw, how sweet!

Well team, I'd love to keep it, but unfortunately we were instructed to get rid of it to be safe...

THE ONLY SAFETY NONAGON NEEDS IS THE ALPHABETICAL CHARACTER.

Yeah, what Nonagon said! What if we just...keep the M instead?

But... then we'd be up for elimination!

Wouuuld weee...?

Dioptase hides the M inside Crazy Food

WE'VE COMPLETED THE TASK.

Animatic walks over, noticeably glitching, concerning the other contestants.

(Sniff sniff)

Oh, I can still smell it! I hope you're not lying to me!

D̵̫̟̔̒͊͜O̵͇̔̿̀͜N̴͎͙̪͋͊͠'̵͕͇̝͌̔͆Ț̴̡̠͊̐͛ L̴̞͙̠͊̽͑I̴̡̠̠̒̿͝E̴̙͓͖̿͆͒ T̴̡̼͍͆͋͛O̵̫͍͙͐̐̔ M̵̫͙͉̈́̓̾E̴͎̝̔͘͠ -lying to me!

Oh, that's just SPAS-12! They smell like the alphabet.

It's natural!

Revolting...but so true! DIET is safe.

Animatic walks away.

Dioptase...wouldn't this kind of be cheating?

Aw, don't be such a raincloud, Weathery. It's STRATEGY!

We get to be safe AND keep the M! All we gotta do is just keep it out of Animatic's sight.

I guess...

Dioptase retrieves the M from Crazy Food.

Now c'mon M! I gotta show you my yelling collection!

Hmm...maybe this isn't the WORST idea...

The scene cuts to team Happy Meatbill, with both Eyepatch and Yoshi Egg dead.

Okay, I guess Yoshi Egg's digesting skills AREN'T as good as I thought they were.

Alright Sticky, let's see how good YOU are!

That's a polite pass.

STEP ASIDE GAPPLER! I'LL TAKE THAT LETTER DOWN!!!

Bowling Ball! No!

Bowling Ball runs up to the M and jumps in the air, diving down and sending the M through the ground with incredible force, the rest of the team is left to watch.

The scene cuts again, showing Bowling Ball dead and the M still intact.

(Snaps) I got an idea!

TOMATER whispers to Sticky.

It's genius! C'mon guys, over here!

Of course!

Follow the leader.

B Block lights Bob-Omb's fuse while nobody is looking.

I just wanted to keep trying MY idea!

The team walks off, as the screen pans out to reveal Red Sticky Hand and Raid walking nearby.

AAAH-

Printer collides with Red Sticky Hand.

Oof!

Printer's paper falls into Red Sticky Hand's hand.

(Sobbing)

Huh? Printer! What's the matter?

MY TEAM IS BEING SCARY!

Scary? How scary?

SUPER DUPER WOW WOW OVER THE TOP EXTREMELY SCARY!

Woah...Now that's pretty scary right there. Here, I'll go with you to your team to have 'em stop scaring you.

(Sniffs) Okay...

Red Sticky Hand walks off with Printer's paper.

W-wait! But I thought we were supposed to be-

Daw, who cares, he's quite a busy hero!

Red Sticky Hand walks up to team Papaya, with Printer's paper in hand.

OHASHKAFSOFSFASOISDAOUSOIAOIAUSID

TEAM PAPAYA! You've gotta stop! You're scaring your own teammate!

NOO...